The Crooked Dutchman Pry Bar

Introducing the Crooked Dutchman. When it comes to the Crooked Dutchman, “es iss nix esu gut!”.

Are you tired of using flimsy, mass-produced Chineseium pry bars that just don’t get the job done? Look no further than the Crooked Dutchman, a high-quality pry bar that’s made in small batches to ensure its superior craftsmanship. Our small-batch production process ensures that each pry bar is made with the utmost care and attention to detail, just like the PA Dutch craftspeople of old.

But why the name Crooked Dutchman? Well, in the Pennsylvania Dutch culture, a “Dutchman” is a term used to describe German settlers who immigrated to Pennsylvania in the 17th and 18th centuries. And let’s be real, we’ve all met a few “crooked” characters in our lives, but in this case, it refers to the unique crooked design of the prying tip on our pry bar. And speaking of the PA Dutch, did you know that they were famous for their practicality and resourcefulness? That’s why we’ve designed the Crooked Dutchman to be a versatile tool that can tackle any job with ease.

Don’t let its size fool you, the Crooked Dutchman is a force to be reckoned with. It’s perfect for any task, whether you’re working on a construction site or just trying to open a stubborn jar of pickles or kraut. Whether you’re “rutsching” a heavy object or “schlopping” a load of lumber, the Crooked Dutchman will make the task a breeze. And if you’re in need of a good “schnitz” (shave), the sharp edge of our pry bar can handle that too!

At frakturdesign, we take pride in our products and their references to Pennsylvania Dutch culture. We’re not just selling a pry bar, we’re selling a piece of history and tradition.

So why settle for a boring, generic pry bar when you can have a Crooked Dutchman? Get your hands on one today and experience the difference for yourself. But don’t just take our word for it. “Mach’s recht” and see why the Crooked Dutchman is the go-to tool for discerning craftsmen and women alike. We promise, you won’t be disappointed!